Gratuitous Sexiness: Chinese Tea for Realz

Omg, awesome tea in a real tea shop in Xi'an! The variety was crazy, and the menu read like this:

• Ziyang Rich Selenium Green Tea
• Pu-er Tea, aged and compacted into brick form
  
• One-Leaf Green Tea, a single rolled large tea leaf
• Jasmine Sphere Tea, balls of jasmine blossoms that expand into a rich, bitter brew
• Ginseng Oolong Tea
• Lychee Concubine Black Tea, a delicious variety infused with the fresh, sweet taste of ripe lychee fruit
• Dragon Well Green Black Tea
• Chrysanthemum Tea, different from what we get in the States; in China, the blossoms are fresh and white, and the flavor is much, much lighter, although still served with rock candy for sweetening
• An Xi Tie Guan Yin Oolong, a tea that poofs up with an extremely mild flavor. A little blah for me
• White Tea, baby tea leaves picked in their youthful prime
• Fruit Flower Tea
• Lemon Tea, an atrocity on the menu for the tourists lol